Doctors Confess The Most Screwed Up Things They’ve Seen In Hospital Rooms

Just because people are in a hospital doesn’t mean they can’t act weird and horny.

Let’s look at some of the weird things doctors and nurses stumble upon:

#1 Lap Dance From Topless Girlfriend

#1 Lap Dance From Topless Girlfriend

“I walked into a quadriplegic gangbanger with the worst pressure ulcers I have ever seen (lower back and both hips had bones completely exposed, septic wounds, all of them) getting a lapdance from his underage girlfriend who was topless, rubbing herself against his flaccid, foley catheter’d penis. I stood there for a second, turned around and closed the door trying to understand what I had just seen, the girl got dressed and walked past me as fast as she could and when I entered the room again the patient just said with a grin ‘She missed me doc’”.

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#2 Oops!

#2 Oops!

“Worked Labor and Delivery one night. This younger (about 16-17) girl was in labor and had pregnancy induced hypertension. She was in the room with her boyfriend when we heard him scream. We ran in there to find her giving him a blowjob, which isn’t all that unusual in hospitals. But see here’s the thing, if blood pressure gets high enough, people will have seizures. And when people have seizures, they tend to bite down very hard. We had to basically pry this girl’s mouth away from his penis.”

3 Its Not An Emergency!

#3 Its Not An Emergency!

15-year-old male with abdominal pain. Three nurses and a doctor caught him masturbating!

4 Patient Peed In His Own Mouth!

#4 Patient Peed In His Own Mouth!

“A few years ago I went to visit a friend in hospital when I walked into the wrong room and witnessed a patient peeing into their own mouth. I was so shocked I just slowly took a few steps back and quietly left his room.”

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#5 Hand Job In A Hospital Ward

#5 Hand Job In A Hospital Ward

Walked in on a patient’s wife giving him a hand job while he had a catheter in. He looks at me and says “son you never waste a hard on”.

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#6 Oh No! Could Never Have Seen That Coming

#6 Oh No! Could Never Have Seen That Coming

“First internship in a geriatric ward. Me and a fellow student walk into a patient’s room, who is screaming like crazy. He was known for having serious dementia. We open the door and my student-colleague gets a warm handful of shit thrown right in his face.”